Last night we played a team that was 3 women down. Yes, only 8 from their team showed up. We had a full team plus 2 subs.
WE TIED
Seriously?!?!?!?!
OK, to give us a little ounce of credit this team was hardcore, full-blown lesbian men. Like they were running and kicking like they had ample amounts of testosterone running through their veins. And we didn’t have a goalie. And one of the men took out my knee so I sat out most of the game. BUT STILL… so embarrassing.
ps. it really creeps me out when they all have little inside jokes with each other like they are all REALLY close.
Wow! Same thing happened to us on Thursday night…except we managed to lose 3-2. In my defense, it was about 95 degrees outside and I had just sucked down 2 lattes while studying for 6 hours. Not sure about the rest of the team, but I was moving slower than molasses.
Those are both really good excuses though! Much better than my lame “they were basically men” excuse